I recently ran out of hair treatment. My old stuff served me well, but I was tired of having these crusty, and somewhat lethal, razor sharp spikes on top of my head. Something a little softer and classier was in order. So in browsing the shelf at my local Wal-Mart, I saw a product by the same company called “Magnetik.” The description of this product was to my exact specifications, and then I read this part:

got2b Magnetik Styling Gel contains pheromones ~ a man’s secret edge to make the ladies take notice. So get your game on…because this sh*% delivers firm hold and natural shine ~ and gets the ladies revved up.

Let me just say I’m really glad I’m not the type of guy who buys this product because of that. Let me also say that I did buy this product *wink*!