No, not the day the most terrible terrorist attack in history happend silly head, it’s my birthday! Don’t let today be a sad day because then the terrorists would win by ruining my special day.

I am now 21, finally older than I can count in Spanish! Think of all the things I can do now that I am a full blown adult…

1. Get one of those fancy horizontal driver’s licences.

2. Buy sparkling grape juce (they tried to card my bro once)

3. Buy exotic wine…wait, that’s when I graduate from Cedarville…

4. Get even more awesome credit cards so I can afford that iPod Touch

5. Carry a concealed weapon (now I just need a coat that can conceal one of these)

I think it’s gonna be a pretty good weekend of walking around listening to my iPod Touch drinking some fancy Meijer sparkling grape juice trying to keep the M60 somewhat under my trench coat in 85 degree weather while trying to explain to the nice police officer that I can do all this because my driver’s licence is now horizontal…boo ya!