My life has been pretty crazy as of late as you have undoubtedly notices from the sheer randomness of my posts by I find myself in Arkansas for spring break to visit my bro. Most of you are probably asking youselves right now what it is like down here. Well you are in luck, here are some little facts about this specific area of the south.

1. The weather is amazing.

2. Starbucks are more common than stray cats.

3. One of the most common hazards of caneoing here is topless girls.

4.This is in fact the origin and national home of Wal-Mart.

5. People here navigate by Wal-Marts like Christopher Columbus navigated by the stars.

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