So I got this SPAM message yesterday from Dan Emery, and I quote:

        "your life is crap"

WHAT!? I mean seriously. That was the whole message! Dan Emery must have it out for me. Well I’ll tell you what Danny boy, I’ve got a message for you…

          "you suck at spam…and punctuation"

UPDATE: Dan seems to be a folk artist. Cocky jerk.